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Sausage Rolls Are Coming Home (The Great Sausage Roll Swindle)

by Little Kunt (feat. BabyLad)

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They're coming home, they're coming home, they're coming
Sausage rolls are coming home
They're coming home, they're coming home, they're coming
Sausage rolls are coming home

Me, me wife, and a ghostwriter
Some songs we did prepare
We did it all for charity
And now I'm a millionaire

Sausage rolls, sausage rolls,
Sausage rolls, sausage rolls, na na
Sausage rolls (EN-GER-LAND), Sausage rolls (CHA-RI-TY)
Sausage rolls, sausage rolls, na na
Sausage rolls (HUN-GER), Sausage rolls (WORLD CUP)
You can't buy them in Qatar
It's a Middle East Muslim country so pork products are barred
(Even at the FOOD BANK)

Me Ed Sheeran and Elton John
We went for a Vindaloo
With a sausage roll up me wife's arsehole
And one in her fanny too

Sausage rolls, sausage rolls,
Sausage rolls, sausage rolls, na na
Sausage rolls (EN-GER-LAND), Sausage rolls (WORLD CUP)
Sausage rolls, sausage rolls, na na
Sausage rolls (MENTAL-HEALTH), Sausage rolls (FOOT-BALL)
And we all like sausage rolls
I shove sausage rolls up both my wife's holes (FOR ENGLAND!)
I love sausage rolls
Made of foreskins and eyelids
Pastry round the sides
I forcefeed them to my kids

I sing about sausage rolls
And say it's all for foodbanks
It's made me a millionaire
So I couldn't really give two wanks

They're coming home, they're coming home, they're coming
Sausage rolls are coming home
They're coming home, they're coming home, they're coming
Sausage rolls are coming home
(FOR EN-GER-LAND!)
(And charity...)

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released February 4, 2022

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Kunt and the Gang England, UK

The Kunts are the band responsible for the two consecutive Christmas Top 5 singles calling Boris Johnson a fucking cunt.

Before this chart success Kunt and the Gang was probably the UK's foremost minor internet hit singer and was also once an Edinburgh Fringe award-winning* comedy act,

*Not an award for being funny or any good.
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